Andy Kessler

WSJ: Does Trump Have a Secret Master Plan for Wilbur Ross?

http://www.wsj.com/articles/does-trump-have-a-secret-master-plan-for-wilbur-ross-1482882512

Wilbur Ross to run the Commerce Department? The 79-year-old distressed investment guy? At first it makes no sense. Bottom fishing old industrial companies is not the magic elixir to fix our economy. The Ross nomination reminds me of a Kidder Peabody executive’s line in 1987, when General Electric announced a new CEO for its investment banking subsidiary: “I was thinking just the other day that what we need around here is a good tool-and-die man.”

I met Mr. Ross a few years back when he was touting his investments in shipping companies. Those firms were, as many still are, very distressed. But Mr. Ross has also dabbled in mining, tractors, energy and other machinery. What is distressed investing? Simply recognizing when a seller is desperate to unload, at almost any price. The trick is patience and an iron gut—oh, and deep pockets.

In 1998 I sat across from a South Korean executive in need of hard dollars as the Korean won imploded in the nasty currency crisis. Our fund was a co-investor in a company that pioneered HDMI for high-definition TVs. I watched as sweat dripped from his face. Clearly distressed. We lowballed an offer. He took it. Nine months later the company went public at 10 times our bid. Distressed investing never leaves you. Much to my family’s annoyance, I only buy distressed tickets to sporting events. I even bought tickets to the Super Bowl at a serious discount the morning of the game.

Treasury Secretary-designate Steven Mnuchin made a fortune buying mortgage company IndyMac in a distressed sale about eight years ago. The government was so anxious to unload, it protected Mr. Mnuchin and his group from almost all losses over 30% on many mortgages. Nice deal if you can get it. (He was the only bidder.)

The guy that knows the most about distressed properties is President-elect Donald Trump—except he was on the other side of the table. His Atlantic City casinos were bleeding losses and desperately needed cash. Even Mr. Ross figured that one out and put up capital, but not before Mr. Trump turned the tables, commanding concessions by insisting any new investors would be distressed without the Trump brand on the building. The distressed turned distressor.

Which brings me back to Mr. Ross at the Commerce Department. This usually seems like a do-nothing job—see President Obama’s choice, Penny Pritzker of hotel-empire fame. So why pick Mr. Ross? Well, distressed is what we need. No, not here in the U.S., where a little tax reform and regulatory relief could reignite the stimulative fire. It’s the rest of the world, I can’t help but noticing, that’s a hot mess.

You can buy most of Venezuela in exchange for a Happy Meal. Many real-estate properties are at a deep discount in Brazil. We’re one dead Castro away from JetBlue flights filled with roller bags of cash headed to Havana. The euro is closing in on dollar parity. A Grecian earns less today than 10 years ago. Italian banks are threatening collapse and causing political turnover. Et tu, France?

WSJ: The Re-Hi Bill

http://www.wsj.com/articles/just-dont-call-it-trump-university-1481846369

President-elect Donald Trump proclaimed at the start of his campaign, “I’ll bring back our jobs from China, from Mexico, from Japan, from so many places.” But his mostly protectionist prescriptions of tariffs or declaring China a currency manipulator would probably kill jobs and tank the economy.

Here’s an idea for the incoming administration. To “bring back” jobs in 2017, go back in time to 1944. That’s when Congress passed the Servicemen’s Readjustment Act, better known as the GI Bill. In addition to mortgages and loans, the GI Bill provided tuition for education. By 1947, half of those admitted to college were veterans, according to the Department of Veterans Affairs, and nearly eight million participated over 12 years. It completely revamped the U.S. workforce and provided skilled labor for the go-go economy in the 1950s and ’60s.

Today, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, there are 145 million nonfarm jobs in the U.S. Some 15 million Americans who want to work aren’t able to find any. Yet there are currently 5.5 million job openings. This suggests a huge mismatch between jobs and skills.

How about a modern version of the GI Bill, but for everyone. I propose the Re-Hi Bill of 2017. If you’re unemployed, you get a voucher or tax credit for education. No, I’m not going all Bernie Sanders on you, with “free” public college adding billions to the national debt. Instead, there’s a twist: These programs would be online only, drastically lowering costs.

Udemy, which bills itself as the world’s largest destination for online courses, has thousands of courses in computer skills and art and teacher training for $200. The online-education firm Ivytech teaches people how to use digital technology that controls machine tools. HHAOnline has $89.99 online courses for home health care. Coursera, another big player in online education, teaches all aspects of robotics.

No application essays. No Education Department messing with course selection. No teachers union. No degrees. Instead, only a computer or tablet—and successful completion produces a certificate. The right combination of certificates puts you on a list to be hired for all sorts of jobs: computer-support specialist, outside electrician, freight-stock worker, sonographer, radiation therapist, actuary. The list goes on.